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Just A Joke



A FEMALE HORSE

 

Mr. Clark was sitting with a newspaper on his hand suddenly, his wife came and hit him with a frypan.


“Why you hit me?” he complained.


“I found a paper in your pocket, ‘Grace’ names was written on it. Who is she!” she shout at him.


“When I went to the horse race last week, Grace was a great horse that won the rice,” he explained. The wife regrets for what she did.


Two days later...


Mr. Clark was watching on TV, his wife came and hit him twice with a bigger frypan, he felt down unconsiously. When he got up, he asked to her animosity.


“Why you did it again!” he asked.


“Your horse has phoned you just now!” she replied.

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Describe Things



A Busy Colony Of Ants



          Small black ants, they have six legs, and sharp teeth to cut of the leafes, they likes sweets. Also, they works and lives as a colony in a nest. Sometimes, they stay on the branches of tree, under ground, or in my case they have been staying in my garage. I have tried to destroy them many times, but they still there. I see those ants crowd around their nest and makes the line up on the wall. Sometimes they spreads out in each corner of my house, it was so annoying. Becareful not to drop the liquit or sweets on the floor, because ants will be there soon. Those ants takes and collects the sweets were leftover on the floor. They never stop to pick up the foods to their nest. Ants are always working in a group, they can carry a heavy load by their small mouth. Occasionally, they carry out their eggs to remove in another place.


          I see them always looks busy, they works and line up in a whole day and appear less at night. Is that possible they sleep at night?.

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unforgettable memory



Unforgettable Moment

I was gradeated from Modern Boarding School. I had many friends there and most of them lived in different cities, thats why we were so difficult to seen each other. But, through a year, the day what we expected has come. We sould gather in Surabaya for East Java consulate. It was wonderful and unforgettable moment to met with old friends.


We had lost communication since graduated from school, then my friend attemped to gathering us on July-August. This idea nearly failed, because we were in busy with our jobs and study at that time. But, we still shared the invitation on facebook, no matter what. Luckyly, in the day we met, they were coming from Gresik, Madura, Sidoarjo, Kediri and everyone was happy. I started to share my story while I was become new student of university. We talked more about our memory in boarding school, and then we watched a cinema, had a diner, took pictures, looked around of Surabaya at night, we went to kenjeran beach too. We comeback at 10.45 to Kartika’s house. We were enjoyed that night already. Everybody agreed that, the day we had spent together would be never forgot forever.

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my daily actifity




My Daily Actifity


            I get up at 4.30, I cook rice and take  a subuh prayer. Oneday, I forgot to turn the rice cooker on, and the rice was uncooked, then I had nothing for breakfast. I go to campus at 6.30 by publik transportation. I need 45 minutes to get in campus. I have writing class in tuesday, phonology in thursday, and reading class in Friday. But, fot this semester I have additional class on saturday only for a lesson, it is unwilling class, therefore some students are very reluctant to enter the class. Usually I leave the class at 11. Sometimes I go to the mall with my friends after the class to buy some clothes and cosmetics, and then we have our lunch in our favorite restaurant. When I get home, I clean my face directly and get ready for pray. I take anap until 15.30. In the afternoon, I clean my house with my sister. After that, we do a competition to get the first turn for bath, it’s little ridiculous but make us fun. I recite Qur’an after maghrib prayer and then I check my schedule and do the assignments. Before I go to bed, I brush my teeth, wash my feet and face, preapare my bed, and tidy my books up into the bed. Finally, I lay on my warm bed, and go to sleep at 10 o’clock

 

 



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